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Let Him Cook讓他煮 · cook slop, push your luck
A hybrid-casual idle game for iPhone. Cook a procedurally generated pixel creature, then make the only decision that matters: serve him to the fridge for Rot per second forever, or let him cook, one tier higher, one step closer to burning.
Pre-launch 準備上架 · iOS · App Store, coming soon 快將推出 · Android next
v1.0 · store checklist
Four rooms, one decision 全部畫面
Burn risk per push 風險
15%
Burn risk to reach Uncommon. Five pushes to Forbidden.
28%
Burn risk to reach Rare. Five pushes to Forbidden.
42%
Burn risk to reach Epic. Five pushes to Forbidden.
58%
Burn risk to reach Cursed. Five pushes to Forbidden.
75%
Burn risk to reach Forbidden. Five pushes to Forbidden.
Nothing in here is drawn by hand 即場生成
There are no art assets. Every creature, name, Legend and fusion is generated from a seed the moment it is cooked: six body shapes, eight accessories, six tiers of mutation, sixteen Legend archetypes and a hundred and twenty fusions, with names in the Gen Z idiom: Rizztron, Delulinator, Slopzilla. No licensed characters, no meme IP. This is the preview sheet the generator prints every build.
Spec sheet 規格
One tap
Tap COOK. Spend Rot, wait a moment, get a creature: sprite, name and tier all rolled from one seed. One in twenty is a Legend. One in fifty leaves an egg in the nest.
15 → 75%
LET HIM COOK promotes him a tier and mutates his sprite and name, at a burn risk that climbs every push. Burn him and he is gone. Serving is always free, so there is never a dead end.
6 shelves
Serve him and he earns Rot per second forever. Shelves are scarce, so serving a good one means composting someone you already like. Every species served goes on the Menu for good.
16 + 120
Legends drop from the pot or hatch from eggs, two to five at a time. Any two different Legends fuse once, into one of 120 fusions for the Hall. Fusions are final.
Support 技術支援
Lost a Legend to a bad push?
Stuck, or a purchase that never landed? Email us: the person who wrote the code reads every message. We reply within two working days, usually faster. Include your iOS version and what you were doing when it went wrong.
I pushed him and he burned. Can I get him back?
No — a burn is final, that is the whole game. FIREPROOF (an optional rewarded video) absorbs one burn if you arm it first, and the Menu keeps a permanent record of every species you have ever served, so your discovery bonus never goes down.
The fridge is full. What now?
Serving with a full fridge puts you in compost mode: every shelf shows its refund, tap one to compost it and the creature on the plate takes the space. Epic-and-above and every Legend need a second tap, so nothing rare goes by accident. More shelves cost Rot, or come from the shop.
Do I keep earning while the app is closed?
Yes. Your shelves keep producing Rot for up to eight hours away, and when you come back you can double what you earned by watching a rewarded video. Progress is saved on your device every few seconds and whenever the app goes to the background.
A purchase didn't show up.
Open the Fridge and tap RESTORE PURCHASES — it asks the App Store for anything tied to your Apple ID. If shelves are still missing after that, email us with the receipt and we will sort it.
Are the creatures based on anything?
No. Every sprite, name, Legend and fusion is generated from a seed the moment it is cooked. There are no art assets, no licensed characters and no meme IP in the app.